[Fuusmchat] Health Care Act

[Ralph Olander]

Quacked me up.

> On Mar 16, 2017, at 9:16 AM, B.Lisk via fuusmchat <fuusmchat at fuusm.org> wrote:
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> This opinion of the new Health Care Act happens to make perfect sense to me and sorry, I cannot help but share. From my Mom, who is nearly 90, and is most definitely Liberal.
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> > A Survey across the  leading practitioners of medicine revealed the  
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> > The American  Medical Association has weighed in on Trump's proposed health 
> > care package  to replace Obamacare:
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> > The Allergists were in favor of scratching it,  but the Dermatologists 
> > advised not to make any rash moves.
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> > The  Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the 
> > Neurologists  thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
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> > Meanwhile,  Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a 
> > misconception,  while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea  shortsighted.
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> > Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the  Pediatricians said, 
> > "Oh, grow up!"
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> > The Psychiatrists thought the  whole idea was madness, while the 
> > Radiologists could see right through  it.
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> > Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the  Internists 
> > claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
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> > The  Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face 
> > on  the matter."
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> > The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the  Urologists were 
> > pissed off at the whole idea.
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> > Anesthesiologists  thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty 
> > Cardiologists didn't have  the heart to say no.
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> > In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving  the entire decision up to 
> > the assholes in Washington! 
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