[Fuusm-l] FUUSM Weekly Update, June 24, 2024

[Dawn Hewitt, FUUSM office assistant]

(Sorry, this joke is long. I'm running out of UU jokes!)
The Unitarian Universalist was out in his boat fishing when suddenly the
Loch Ness Monster rose up out of the lake and attacked his boat. The Loch
Ness Monster grabbed the bow of the boat in its huge mouth, flipped the
Unitarian Universalist way up into the air, and opened its mouth wide,
prepared to catch the guy in its mouth and eat him. As the Unitarian
Universalist fell towards that huge mouth filled with sharp teeth... (Read
on for the conclusion of the joke.)

*Valley Gem Cruise is Sunday!! *
If you've signed up for the Valley Gem cruise, don't forget that it will be
on *Sunday! **Boarding begins at 4:40 *and *the boat will leave the dock at
5 p.m., rain or shine. *If you haven't paid yet, please drop off (or mail)
a check to FUUSM. (Office hours MTTF 10–2), or bring a check with you to
the event. Adults 18 and older, $35; kids under 18 are free with paid adult.
Contact: Virginia Henthorn 740-525-7553 or Cathy Rees ‭(740) 336-0837‬.


*Sign of the Times!*Check ou*t* FUUSM's new digital sign! It's eye-catching
but not garish (we hope) and can provide so much more information than the
old Wayside Pulpit ever could. Your faithful church lady appreciates not
having to update the sign during sleet, rain, heat waves, and frigid
temperatures. Send feedback on the new sign's content and appearance to
fuusm.office at gmail.com. Regarding the UU about to be eaten by the Loch Ness
Monster: As the Unitarian Universalist fell towards that huge mouth filled
with sharp teeth, without thinking he said, “Oh my God, help me!” Suddenly
time froze. As the guy hung there in mid-air, a huge voice boomed out, “I
thought you didn’t believe in a personal God on whom you could call in
times of crisis!”  “Hey, give me a break, God,” said the Unitarian
Universalist. “A minute ago I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness Monster,
either.”

*The Week Ahead*

Monday, June 24

   -

   7 p.m., Finance Committee meeting via Zoom

Tuesday, June 25

   -

   3:30–6:30 p.m., Girl Scouts meet in social hall.

Wednesday, June 26

   -

   Noon, Meditation via Zoom.

Friday, June 28

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   9:30 a.m., Membership Committee meeting, parlor.
   -

   7 p.m., Seven Up and Popcorn (a service auction item) episode 3: 21
Up, social
   hall.

Saturday, June 29

   -

   10:30 a.m., Tai Chi reunion, canceled this month.

Sunday, June 30

   -

   9:30 a.m., Buildings & Grounds Committee meeting, social hall.
   -

   11 a.m., Sunday service: Broadcast of UUA General ASsembly.
   -

   Coffee Hour! Social hall.
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   11 a.m.  MOV Quaker Meeting in the RE Building Parlor (shifted from last
   week)
   -

   5–7 p.m.  Valley Gem Cruise (a service auction event. $35 per adult 18
   or older. If you haven't paid yet, please do!)

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Dawn Hewitt
Office assistant
First Unitarian Universalist Society of Marietta
232 Third St.
Marietta, OH 45750
(740)373-1238
Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, 10 a.m.--2 p.m.
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