<div><div><img src="cid:ic_list_laughing" alt=" :-D "/></div><div><br/></div><div><font style="color:#333333"><i>Sent from my Verizon Wireless 4G LTE DROID</i></font></div></div><div class="elided-text">On Mar 16, 2017 10:30 AM, Ralph Olander via fuusmchat <fuusmchat@fuusm.org> wrote:<br type='attribution'><blockquote class="quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex"><div style="word-wrap:break-word">Quacked me up.<div><br /><div><blockquote><div>On Mar 16, 2017, at 9:16 AM, B.Lisk via fuusmchat <<a href="mailto:fuusmchat@fuusm.org">fuusmchat@fuusm.org</a>> wrote:</div><br /><div>
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<div>This opinion of the new Health Care Act happens to make perfect sense to me
and sorry, I cannot help but share. From my Mom, who is nearly 90, and is most
definitely Liberal.</div>
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<div><br />> <br />> A Survey across the leading
practitioners of medicine revealed the <br />> following:<br />>
<br />> <br />> <br />> <br />> <br />> The
American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump's proposed health
<br />> care package to replace Obamacare:<br />> <br />> The
Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists <br />>
advised not to make any rash moves.<br />> <br />> The
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the <br />>
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.<br />>
<br />> Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under
a <br />> misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the
idea shortsighted.<br />> <br />> Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead
body!" while the Pediatricians said, <br />> "Oh, grow up!"<br />>
<br />> The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
<br />> Radiologists could see right through it.<br />> <br />>
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists
<br />> claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.<br />> <br />>
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face
<br />> on the matter."<br />> <br />> The Podiatrists thought it was a
step forward, but the Urologists were <br />> pissed off at the whole
idea.<br />> <br />> Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,
and those lofty <br />> Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say
no.<br />> <br />> In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the
entire decision up to <br />> the assholes in Washington! <br />>
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