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--></style></head><body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink="#954F72" style='word-wrap:break-word'><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'>Let the humor continue! How many Unitarians does it take to change a light bulb? (The answer is somewhere below.)<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'>Also, remember the amazing postlude Randall played yesterday? Its title is “Mess Around,” and it was the background music in <i>Planes, Trains, and Automobiles </i>during the scene where John Candy tries to take off his coat while driving. It’s hilarious! Have a look, and keep laughing: </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'><a href="https://youtu.be/QqtO1Cy5T-k">https://youtu.be/QqtO1Cy5T-k</a><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'>Announcement<o:p></o:p></span></b></p><p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'>A blue jacket was found in the entryway to the sanctuary. It is now hanging on the coat rack at the bottom of the stairs in the sanctuary building.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'>FUUSM Calendar<o:p></o:p></span></b></p><p class=MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst style='margin:0in;mso-add-space:auto;text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;line-height:110%;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif;color:black'>Tuesday, July 18<o:p></o:p></span></b></p><ul style='margin-top:0in' type=disc><li class=MsoListParagraphCxSpLast style='color:black;margin-top:0in;margin-bottom:0in;margin-left:0in;mso-add-space:auto;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;line-height:110%;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'>3:30–6:30 p.m., Girl Scout troop meets in social hall.<o:p></o:p></span></li></ul><p class=MsoNormal style='layout-grid-mode:char;text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif;color:black'>Wednesday, July 19<o:p></o:p></span></b></p><ul style='margin-top:0in' type=disc><li class=MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst style='color:black;margin-top:0in;margin-bottom:0in;margin-left:0in;mso-add-space:auto;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;layout-grid-mode:char;text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;line-height:110%;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'>Noon,<b> meditation </b>via Zoom, at </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;line-height:110%;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'><a href="https://zoom.us/j/92667643995pwd=RXc4YUQrUXRDa1ZHMmxOZ280MkFkUT09">https://zoom.us/j/92667643995pwd=RXc4YUQrUXRDa1ZHMmxOZ280MkFkUT09</a>, Meeting ID: 926 6764 3995 Passcode: OMWed12.</span><b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;line-height:110%;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></b></li><li class=MsoListParagraphCxSpLast style='color:black;margin-top:0in;margin-bottom:0in;margin-left:0in;mso-add-space:auto;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;layout-grid-mode:char;text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;line-height:110%;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'>6 p.m., <b>Men’s Group</b> potluck; Gil Moore will host; social hall.<o:p></o:p></span></li></ul><p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif;color:black'>Thursday, July 20:</span></b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif;color:black'> August <i>Confluence </i>content due</span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><ul style='margin-top:0in' type=disc><li class=MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst style='margin-top:0in;margin-bottom:0in;margin-left:0in;mso-add-space:auto;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo2;text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;line-height:110%;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif;color:black'>2:15 p.m. Private group (bowed psaltery players welcome!), hosted by Dawn Hewitt; RE parlor.</span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;line-height:110%;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></li><li class=MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle style='margin-top:0in;margin-bottom:0in;margin-left:0in;mso-add-space:auto;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo2;text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;line-height:110%;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif;color:black'>4:30 p.m., Tai chi, social hall.</span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;line-height:110%;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></li></ul><p class=MsoListParagraphCxSpLast style='mso-margin-top-alt:0in;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:0in;margin-left:.5in;mso-add-space:auto;text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;line-height:110%;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif;color:black'>7 p.m., MOVCA event: environmental scientist Dr. Randi Pokladnik will discuss plastics; free, and the public is welcome! Social hall. </span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;line-height:110%;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'>Saturday, July 22</span></b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><ul style='margin-top:0in' type=disc><li class=MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst style='margin-top:0in;margin-bottom:0in;margin-left:0in;mso-add-space:auto;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo3;text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;line-height:110%;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'>3 p.m., African drumming, courtyard or social hall.<o:p></o:p></span></li><li class=MsoListParagraphCxSpLast style='margin-top:0in;margin-bottom:0in;margin-left:0in;mso-add-space:auto;mso-list:l1 level1 lfo3;text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;line-height:110%;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'>How many UUs does it take to change a light bulb? There is no fixed number, but the committee must have a quorum. <o:p></o:p></span></li></ul><p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'>Sunday, July 23</span></b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'><o:p></o:p></span></p><ul style='margin-top:0in' type=disc><li class=MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst style='margin-left:0in;mso-add-space:auto;mso-list:l3 level1 lfo4;text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;line-height:110%;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'>11 a.m., <b>Sunday service</b>, sanctuary; Quaker Meeting, RE parlor.<o:p></o:p></span></li><li class=MsoListParagraphCxSpLast style='margin-left:0in;mso-add-space:auto;mso-list:l3 level1 lfo4;text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;line-height:110%;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'>6:30 p.m., Tai Chi class, social hall.<o:p></o:p></span></li></ul><p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:6.0pt;text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif;color:black'>FUUSM Office hours: </span></b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif;color:black'> Mon.,Tu., Th., Fri. 10 a.m.–2 p.m. (740) 373-1238, fuusm@suddenlinkmail.com or fuusm.office@gmail.com. </span><o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:ideograph-numeric'><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial Narrow",sans-serif;color:black'>Rev. 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